A quick stop just north of Santa Cruz, CA. I think my friend Scott Brown took this. I love this picture.

It looks like we’re the only ones on the entire beach, but just to the right of this was a woman laying out and enjoying a nice day in the sun. Well, at least she was trying to do so until we showed up. Along the shore of this beach were giant 6’ long pieces of seaweed that were hollow. They were basically a big, floppy tube that was plugged up at one end with the roots. Mike Straight(far left) decided it was a good idea to unzip and start peeing in this tube-like seaweed right infront of the poor woman. When it was all filled up he ran down the beach towards the rest of us. I didn’t know what he was doing or why he was holding the seaweed so carefully as he ran, but I knew I didn’t wanna find out. Just on this particular tour alone we had quite a few incidents with shit, piss, cum, spit, blood and vomit all thanks to our good friend, Mike Straight. Anyway, he caught up to the rest of us as we’re walking and I narrowly escape the attack as he starts whipping the seaweed tube of piss above his head, spreading an unhealthy amount of piss everywhere, like a Crazy Daisy would if you could hook it up to your penis. Or vagina? I added vagina because I don’t want to discriminate, but I put the question mark because I don’t know much about how vagina’s work. At least not when they’re peeing. So ladies, if you put a Crazy Daisy in your vagina and started peeing what would happen? Would it spray like Mike Straight’s pee did as he whipped the tube of seaweed about? Because I’m pretty sure if I hooked my penis up to a Crazy Daisy it would look pretty similar to what Mr. Straight did with his seaweed and that is awesome.